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Dawn of the Dummies! Dummies!

$22.00

Dr. Millard Rausch, Scientist: "Well, I can think of another alternative. Yes, I can think of one other alternative. Since these things seem to congregate in heavily populated areas and since we have not touched upon any of our nuclear resources, why don't we drop bombs on all the big cities?"

All profits will be going to charity.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Dawn of the Dummies! Dummies! Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements listed here. There may be a slight variation in product dimensions of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder). Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just below the sleeve and stretch the tape across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.